I'm Taylor. Recently back from 4 months in Dublin. Must go back. The Mountain Goats. College in Vermont. Josh Ritter. Fat feminist queer. The Mountain Goats. Poems and hot drinks and music. Parks & Rec. Doctor Who. Did I say The Mountain Goats?
Thin person:
*Eats four cheeseburgers and two large orders of fries. Washes it down with three milkshakes*
People:
...That's pretty cool that you can eat all that and stay thin.
Fat person:
*Eats one burger*
People:
OMFG DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AT ALL????